Dear Internet user, 

there's nothing here, back in the day it was supposed to be my internet website, now I only keep it for mail address. 

Cheer up, here are a couple of jokes for you, so that your time is not entirely wasted.

All the best. 


- How do trees get on the Internet?

They log in.

 - What do computers like to eat?


 - What do you call a space magician?

     A flying saucerer.

 - What is a computer's first sign of old age?

      Loss of memory.

- What is an astronaut's favorite key on the computer keyboard?

     The space bar.

- What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

      It slipped a disk.

- Why was there a bug in the computer?

     It was looking for a byte to eat.

 - How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral?

      He clicked on an icon and opened a window.

 - What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

      A URLologist.

- Have you heard about the Disney virus?

     It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.

 - What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers?

      He wound up with baked Apples!